Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

Well, she had two peculiar hairs on her head;
One was black and one was red.

Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

She had two eyes that were quite a site;
One looked left and the other looked right.

Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

She had two arms that flopped all around;
When she walked, they would drag on the ground.

Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

She had two feet that were wide and flat -
Each one bigger than a bathroom mat.

Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner
Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

She had two holes in the bottom of her nose -
One for her fingers ....and one for her toes.

Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

She had two teeth inside her mouth;
One went north and the other south.

Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

She had one brain inside her head;
What it thought is what she said.

Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

Some folks say her breath smells sweet;
But me, I'd rather smell her feet.

Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

If rain makes flowers sweet and clean,
There oughta be a downpour on Magdale - e-e e- n!
O o o o o o o h-

Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was her name!